jOkE oF tHe DaY... A son in his late twenties was still living with his parents, who were worried that he seemed unable to decide on a profession. They were unsure of what path he should follow, so in the hope of providing some career guidance, they set up a secret test. They took N10,000.00, a Bible and a bottle of whiskey and put them together on the dinning table. The couple then hid from view in a nearby closet. The father explained to his wife: "If our son takes the money, he will be a businessman, if he takes the Bible, he will become a pastor, but if he takes the whiskey, then I' m afraid he will end up a drunkard. Peeping through the closet keyhole, they saw their son arrive home and look at the items on the table. First he took the N10,000.00, held it up and slipped it into his pocket. Next he picked up the Bible, leafed through it and put it in another pocket. Then he grabbed the bottle of whiskey, took a quick swig and took it with him.